raisemecastiel:

kateinator359:

noctuj:

i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

cheezzpanda:

I’ve got a lot of free time so

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every person. 

no, like, every person. 

I WANT IT

i’d like to see you try, man

SHE DID IT

Sounds awesome.

(Source: phantomoftheimpala, via love-yourself8611)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life

(via lostinancientspace)

talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(Source: deddene, via love-yourself8611)

  • Me: Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
  • Me: I have no mother.
  • Her: Well can I speak to your father?
  • Me: Yeah, which one?
  • Her: Which one is home?
  • Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
  • Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
  • Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
  • Her: So who's Antonio?
  • Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
  • Her: So Carlos was cheating?
  • Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
  • Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
  • Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
  • Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
  • Me: I never said that.
  • Her: Yes, yes you did!
  • Me: No I didn't.
  • Her: Y-yes! You did!
  • Me: Did what?
  • Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

ccal:

how do u relationship

(via overventurous)

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

(via overventurous)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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kimisbaked:

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

(via scared-to-be-loved)