chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via moistbottom)

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(Source: putuporshuttup, via kneenuhhhhh)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh, via fictionaldelusions)

missioncompanions:

"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"-Jessica Keenan Wynn (7-24-14)

(via chandraleeschwartz)

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haveyoufinishedthose-errands:

this is one of the greatest posts on this site

(Source: can-u-not-my-wayward-son, via jayymarvel)

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